Stupid Agent Man

Okay, I am done with bitching about Jett Carver on DOOL.  Okay, maybe not really. Still, when forced to watch him in the scenes, especially “investigating” think of this diddy I made up to be sung to the tune, Secret Agent Man.

There’s a man who believes life is in danger
everyone he meets they wish he’d stay a stranger
With few shirts he does wear
his investigation doesn’t fair
Odds are we won’t see him act tomorrow

Stupid agent man, stupid agent man
They’ve given him a job but he’s dumber than corn of cob

Jett’s face was pretty but we find
A pretty face can hide a dumbass mind
Ah, be careful what you ask
cause he will tell the secret task
His secret job is known by all tomorrow

Stupid agent man, Stupid agent man
They’ve given him a job but he’s dumber than corn of cob

Hangin in a Vegas hot tub one day
then whining on the pier the very next day
Oh no, he misses Jeremy to nab
cause he’s showing Chelsea his abs
His job won’t be safe to see tomorrow

Stupid agent man, stupid agent man
They’ve given him a job but he’s dumber than corn of cob

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