Let me thank everyone for their patience as we finally get the climax of the GS reveal, day III, in Nolebucgrl’s and my series: Snot is the Glue that Holds them Together. The last part was on Nolebucgrl’s blog and part one was here.
Tripp3235: Hospital scene
Tripp3235: and I see Lexie and Theo
nolebucgrl: Oh lord, start us off with Lexie and Theo
Tripp3235: I do have to give this kid credit
nolebucgrl: way to engage the audience
Tripp3235: he does a good job with the sad looks
nolebucgrl: nice John, come up and yell in front of the poor kid
nolebucgrl: man he’s bad
Tripp3235: Marlena smiling
nolebucgrl: um, she’s already up and out of bed?
Tripp3235: day player getting her big break
nolebucgrl: yeah, that was pretty bad!
Tripp3235: how many times have you greeted your boss
nolebucgrl: WTH Marlena
Tripp3235: “Trapped in the lockdown? That must have been horrible!”
nolebucgrl: she said alrighty
Tripp3235: “Here are your list of your patients”
nolebucgrl: flashback to the drugging scene
Tripp3235: Oh yes, show us where they fail to kill Marlena AGAIN
nolebucgrl: where she tells the guy she will stab him and then instead throws something at him
nolebucgrl: Brilliant Dr. Evans
Tripp3235: Dora is the explorer
Tripp3235: no, not a patient, an EXPLORER
nolebucgrl: why is Dora here and why do we care?
Tripp3235: No it is not ok
Tripp3235: random receptionist
Tripp3235: you are fired
nolebucgrl: ha, that would be cool
Tripp3235: Kate couldn’t sleep at all last night
Tripp3235: cause Dan was there?
nolebucgrl: and Daniel says he wishes they had done it last night?
Tripp3235: they have that AWESOME CHEMISTRY
Tripp3235: Kenny said so!
nolebucgrl: now Daniel, I don’t think that would be very nice to Chelsea
nolebucgrl: hehe but the Chan fans deny!
Tripp3235: well this is all a setup by Kate
nolebucgrl: how are you going to make things right Daniel?
nolebucgrl: what is Chelsea wearing?
Tripp3235: in stripes!
nolebucgrl: a table cloth?
nolebucgrl: my favorite shirt!
nolebucgrl: well besides the red and blue one
Tripp3235: calm down
nolebucgrl: EJ hotness overwhelms me
Tripp3235: payback for you telling me to calm down yesterday heh
nolebucgrl: Tanna is moving in!
Tripp3235: of course they are
Tripp3235: it’s the new way to live more greenly
nolebucgrl: DiMen all together again
Tripp3235: reduce homes
nolebucgrl: hee, they didn’t say that, thank god
Tripp3235: by everyone bunking in together!
nolebucgrl: do not bring the green back
nolebucgrl: bad green!
Tripp3235: I’ll take green over Chan
Tripp3235: Chan make me green
nolebucgrl: ahh back to DiMen
Tripp3235: With Anna
Tripp3235: I just love her
nolebucgrl: Anna is quite displeased
Tripp3235: Yes, Tony
Tripp3235: a blemish to the DIMERA NAME
nolebucgrl: John is a blemish
nolebucgrl: Belle’s an even bigger one
nolebucgrl: they better retcon that again
nolebucgrl: they are not DiMera’s
Tripp3235: Well Anna going along with this is interesting
nolebucgrl: Silly Tony, do you really think Steffy won’t return?
Tripp3235: Stefano probably bugged the mansion
Tripp3235: where is Rolf?
nolebucgrl: bad shot of Anna there
Tripp3235: bad shot of Tony
nolebucgrl: she looked old and scary
nolebucgrl: hee, the brows!
Tripp3235: so does Tony
Tripp3235: the editing on this seems choppy
nolebucgrl: Tony matches the walls
Tripp3235: Oh I see what you mean
Tripp3235: table cloth
nolebucgrl: see, she does
Tripp3235: at least she is in jeans
nolebucgrl: big sigh
Tripp3235: characters don’t wear jeans often enough
Tripp3235: Yes Kate
nolebucgrl: why do you have to start anything Chelsea?
Tripp3235: start with acting out what you did with Dan
nolebucgrl: you know nothing
nolebucgrl: Dan sounds like he’s talking to a 5 year old
nolebucgrl: how hot are they? haha
Tripp3235: RM is just playing this so reserved
nolebucgrl: she believes them but she can’t look at them
Tripp3235: It’s like she is asking him how they baked a cake
nolebucgrl: hee, there it is
nolebucgrl: how do you get past the fact that Danny schtupped Granny
Tripp3235: Well according to Lexie
Tripp3235: who is now speaking to John
nolebucgrl: Why don’t you try to call her John?
Tripp3235: she’ll just get over it
nolebucgrl: god his hair might be worse than it was the other day
Tripp3235: Why is John having such a hard time about this
Tripp3235: Marlena went back to work
nolebucgrl: well he hasn’t bothered to look for her other than in her room
Tripp3235: it’s not like she has decided to hide out somewhere on the docks in the underground
nolebucgrl: and it’s all Lexie’s fault apparently
Tripp3235: Oh Jan
nolebucgrl: JAN BRADY
Tripp3235: let’s hear it now
Tripp3235: Marlena Marlena Marlena!
nolebucgrl: please complain about your sister, hehe
nolebucgrl: Marlena will probably tell her about her f’ed up life
nolebucgrl: and tell her that her life is nothing
Tripp3235: I think what she is wearing
nolebucgrl: oh no, pressure from your boss!
Tripp3235: came from Alice’s closet from the Brady Bunch
nolebucgrl: sassing teens!
nolebucgrl: it does look like something Alice would wear, good call
Tripp3235: thank you
nolebucgrl: I was paralyzed!
Tripp3235: Marlena, picks up on those hard words
nolebucgrl: you don’t know paralyzed Jan Brady!
Tripp3235: God knows a good psychiatrist
Tripp3235: only thinks about her own issues when a patient comes in
nolebucgrl: oh lord
nolebucgrl: take charge of your life
nolebucgrl: like I have
nolebucgrl: Hee, Anna calling John a mobster
Tripp3235: So is that why Tony is moving in?
Tripp3235: I thought she said monster
nolebucgrl: family legacy baby
nolebucgrl: I think she said mobster
nolebucgrl: I don’t know
Tripp3235: i was thinking monster
Tripp3235: mobster makes more sense
nolebucgrl: oh Anna, you know you love DiMansion
Tripp3235: We all trust you EJ
nolebucgrl: I trust EJ with all sorts of things
nolebucgrl: but I cannot share them on a blog we’re taking public, hehe
nolebucgrl: I love Tony/EJ together though
Tripp3235: I think John is not going to care about Tony
Tripp3235: all he cares about is BLONDIE
nolebucgrl: he probably won’t even notice he’s there unless he eats his cornchips
Tripp3235: Ej has such a cute butt
Tripp3235: oh he’s in jeans today too
nolebucgrl: unless he hangs in the living room
Tripp3235: it’s Friday
Tripp3235: jean day
nolebucgrl: and you tell me to calm down, hehe
nolebucgrl: look at his arms in that shirt
nolebucgrl: ok I’ll reign it in
Tripp3235: Why is Anna answering the door?
Tripp3235: is there no Distaff?
nolebucgrl: I don’t know, well Rolf is gone with Steffy
nolebucgrl: I wish he was delivering the Steffy portrait
Tripp3235: what did it say?
nolebucgrl: um…I missed it, hehe
Tripp3235: I’m sure it wasn’t important
Tripp3235: we’ll have a flashback later
nolebucgrl: it was from Steffy I imagine
Tripp3235: I do have to admit, I like seeing Lexie here with other people
nolebucgrl: yeah but I wish they’d DiMera her up
Tripp3235: this is nuts though
Tripp3235: SHE WENT TO FREAKING WORK!!!
Tripp3235: why is this such a mystery?
nolebucgrl: seriously, John is spending half the show wondering where Marlena is
Tripp3235: Oh God
Tripp3235: you mean the reason Marlena never has any patients
Tripp3235: is cause she fixes them in one session?
nolebucgrl: I’m sure she does
nolebucgrl: she’s the PoS baby
Tripp3235: more ways then one
nolebucgrl: change your life!
nolebucgrl: lean in a little closer Marlena
Tripp3235: well there she is John!
nolebucgrl: hey how about that, John bought a clue
Tripp3235: who is this man Jan asked
Tripp3235: “He’s my happiness,” Marlena
nolebucgrl: How dare you barge in!
Tripp3235: please Marlena
Tripp3235: you should have seen how he acted in front of Lexie’s crazy kid
nolebucgrl: where did you look John?
nolebucgrl: her room
nolebucgrl: that was it
nolebucgrl: yes, poor Theo couldn’t even count he was so terrified
Tripp3235: I’ve got a bad feeling about this
nolebucgrl: um…you’re thinking that terrible spoiler
nolebucgrl: as am I
nolebucgrl: but I don’t think it’s today
Tripp3235: this is not going to be a good day
Tripp3235: where is that breathing apparatus?
Tripp3235: it could be a buffer
nolebucgrl: hee, grab a paper bag
Tripp3235: no i mean for her
nolebucgrl: she’s not sure that she needs him in her life?
Tripp3235: Date with Chelsea
nolebucgrl: nice face Chels
Tripp3235: She’s got a weird face
nolebucgrl: she’s trying to work the bitchface
nolebucgrl: but not doing it quite well enough
Tripp3235: but RM should be able to do that
nolebucgrl: bring up the DEAD WIFE
Tripp3235: she’s done it so well in the past
Tripp3235: and speaking of
nolebucgrl: oh I know
nolebucgrl: lost his objectivity
Tripp3235: i guess no flashbacks
Tripp3235: he had a BAD EXPERIENCE
nolebucgrl: I know, dammit, let us see the hot hookup
nolebucgrl: hee, she actually told her Daniel was drunk
Tripp3235: Kate is doing all the talking
nolebucgrl: they talked and shared and bonded….awww
Tripp3235: and had sex
nolebucgrl: why do people on soaps have all this grief sex?
nolebucgrl: when I’m sad I don’t really want to take a ride on the magical penis
nolebucgrl: god he sounds dumb
Tripp3235: he does
Tripp3235: God Daniel
Tripp3235: just cause it wasn’t romantic
Tripp3235: Oh thank you Kate
Tripp3235: Yes Kate
Tripp3235: bring that up
Tripp3235: so the chan fans can hear it
nolebucgrl: there, she knew you had a crush and she thought you were still in love with Nick
nolebucgrl: thank you Kate
Tripp3235: apparently she had to read minds
nolebucgrl: it’s what we’ve been telling them over and over again
nolebucgrl: but they’re too busy finding the love in the mist of time or whatever to see the truth
nolebucgrl: hee, wine and cigars
Tripp3235: are we hearing a packing slip here?
nolebucgrl: and opera and the Sopranos?
Tripp3235: is the microphone in there with the styrofoam?
nolebucgrl: nice package Steffy
nolebucgrl: that package rifling was very weird sounding
Tripp3235: it was
Tripp3235: Oh Tony and EJ creating a plan
nolebucgrl: be ready for Steffy how?
Tripp3235: hee Anna whining
nolebucgrl: with your fencing sword Tony?
nolebucgrl: she sounds a bit silly
nolebucgrl: but I still love her
nolebucgrl: damn Jarlena
nolebucgrl: go the hell away
Tripp3235: and now John is being pathetic
nolebucgrl: well you see, John, it’s a plot device
Tripp3235: he’s practically begging
nolebucgrl: she wanted you, no interest
nolebucgrl: you want her, no interest
Tripp3235: no you don’t!
nolebucgrl: it’s soooo interesting and never been done
Tripp3235: let me say it three times
nolebucgrl: oh here she goes
nolebucgrl: talking about her children and family
nolebucgrl: my ass
nolebucgrl: you stopped living long ago Marlena
Tripp3235: she wants to live in her future?
Tripp3235: who wrote this dialogue?
nolebucgrl: hee, yes, the present is not good enough
Tripp3235: i wish someone would send her to the future
nolebucgrl: she does need her own life though
nolebucgrl: we’ve been saying that for a zillion years
Tripp3235: John called her selfish
nolebucgrl: ha, selfish!
Tripp3235: uh oh
Tripp3235: they are doing foreplay here
Tripp3235: this is scaring me
nolebucgrl: I don’t think it’s today
nolebucgrl: oh god
nolebucgrl: what are those noises he’s making
nolebucgrl: nooooooo…I mean…I I I I
Tripp3235: it’s the helium let out of his hair
nolebucgrl: spit it out turd
nolebucgrl: oh man, gaspy
Tripp3235: i thought they cut that?
nolebucgrl: ewww I do not ever want to hear John talking about tenderness and love
Tripp3235: they really did it?
nolebucgrl: they cut the scene thank god, they still had sex tho
Tripp3235: oh i thought the whole thing was cut
nolebucgrl: we just didn’t have to endure it
Tripp3235: this is so bad
nolebucgrl: no, they still had sex in the tent after the plane crash
Tripp3235: Marlena now is crying
nolebucgrl: it is, she’s gasping and crying
Tripp3235: it’s ok
Tripp3235: John is admitting his love!
nolebucgrl: and now she’s hugging him and gasping some more
nolebucgrl: oh god
Tripp3235: double eek
nolebucgrl: what was that? HEHE
Tripp3235: oh thank god
Tripp3235: I never thought I’d be happy to see Chan
nolebucgrl: I’ve never been so thrilled to see Chan
nolebucgrl: yes, why not tell her?
Tripp3235: again RM is so matter of fact
nolebucgrl: she looks drugged
Tripp3235: She does
nolebucgrl: there’s nothing to say Daniel
Tripp3235: this doesn’t bode well with the BI
nolebucgrl: he’s such an idiot
nolebucgrl: no reason why we can’t put this behind us
nolebucgrl: just a bump in the road ain’t it Daniel?
Tripp3235: Anna is really freaked out about Stefano
nolebucgrl: Now Anna is crying, but not the Marlena way
nolebucgrl: in her OTT way
Tripp3235: Of course he will Tony!
Tripp3235: Stefano comes back when he is ready
nolebucgrl: hee, there’s an understatement
nolebucgrl: Stefano’s anger is far reaching
Tripp3235: See LH is not the best actress in the world
Tripp3235: but she isn’t supposed to be
nolebucgrl: Tony, you let John go unchallenged
Tripp3235: I like her so much
nolebucgrl: now all of a sudden you changed your mind
nolebucgrl: oh I love her too
Tripp3235: This is weird
Tripp3235: Tony is all about the DiMera name now
nolebucgrl: he called John an android
nolebucgrl: I love it
Tripp3235: UGH UGH UGH UGH
nolebucgrl: they had sex
nolebucgrl: THAT FELT SENSATIONAL!!!
nolebucgrl: he yelled that
nolebucgrl: and like, pounded his chest
Tripp3235: Put your shirt on
nolebucgrl: his bare chest…
Tripp3235: he’s like King Kong
nolebucgrl: I did not know this was happening today
nolebucgrl: EJ you are a god
Tripp3235: his chest is not bare
nolebucgrl: thank you for interrupting
Tripp3235: Oh for Pete’s sake
nolebucgrl: well it is not clothed, but hairy as hell
nolebucgrl: Oh my god
nolebucgrl: you are coming home with me and I’m not taking no for an answer?
nolebucgrl: Die John
Tripp3235: Now we are back to Chan
nolebucgrl: the type of guy that he is?
nolebucgrl: a player…hehe yes
nolebucgrl: yes he is
nolebucgrl: he flirts with everything in a skirt
Tripp3235: he does
nolebucgrl: or a pantsuit
Tripp3235: Chelsea appears over him
nolebucgrl: she’s giving up
nolebucgrl: about time
Tripp3235: MARLENA WENT WITH HIM!???
nolebucgrl: she actually came to DiMansion?
Tripp3235: What a slut
nolebucgrl: what the hell?
Tripp3235: how could she?
nolebucgrl: after that order he gave her?
Tripp3235: after he spoke to her that way
nolebucgrl: I’d have booted him out on his ass
nolebucgrl: OH NO
nolebucgrl: more face sucking
Tripp3235: have we not seen enough kissing?
nolebucgrl: this is horrifying
nolebucgrl: how dare they do this to us on a Chan ending day?
Tripp3235: Granny sex has come at such a high price
nolebucgrl: it’s cruel
Tripp3235: it is
Tripp3235: you’re worried about a relapse John?
Tripp3235: after you did her in her office?
Tripp3235: Back to Chan
nolebucgrl: I know, that would be more danger for her than walking in the front door
Tripp3235: oh Kate is there
nolebucgrl: hee, think about it carefully?
nolebucgrl: like that changes anything
Tripp3235: she was like hidden in the shadows
nolebucgrl: the streaks are prominent again
nolebucgrl: damn that hair
Tripp3235: good point Chelsea
Tripp3235: at least on Dan
Tripp3235: Kate did not know really how she felt
nolebucgrl: and she walks away from them
nolebucgrl: now all of a sudden she’s at the hospital
nolebucgrl: with nosy Lexie
Tripp3235: remember the days when Lexie and Chelsea hated each other?
nolebucgrl: yes, they were good days
Tripp3235: Yes you are over
nolebucgrl: no Lexie, it does not take time
nolebucgrl: time does not heal all wounds
Tripp3235: just cause Abe is used to you doing all of his relatives
nolebucgrl: especially wounds caused by GS
nolebucgrl: EJ, thank you for not leaving us alone with Jarlena
Tripp3235: EJ deserves an award for that
Tripp3235: Is Sami still at Dimansion?
nolebucgrl: I hope there’s more than just talk of family takeovers
nolebucgrl: and we get some action
nolebucgrl: STEFFY on the phone!
nolebucgrl: hee, have my room ready, I’m coming home!
Tripp3235: oh we go to Chelsea
nolebucgrl: I adore him
nolebucgrl: playing with Theo
Tripp3235: there are more than 4 toys
nolebucgrl: and looking overly mopey
nolebucgrl: awww he said ouch and offered her a hug
Tripp3235: i guess we are to feel sorry for Chelsea here
nolebucgrl: kinda reminded me of ET there
nolebucgrl: that was horrible, but there you go
Tripp3235: well the whole thing is horrible
Tripp3235: course just cause Chan is over
nolebucgrl: I meant my latest shot at Theo…I am a bad person
Tripp3235: does not mean Chelsea will move out of this OT storyline
Tripp3235: it’s so OOC for her
nolebucgrl: nope, they probably will keep her in it til they get tired of Theo’s autism
nolebucgrl: and have him magically cured or sent away or something
nolebucgrl: I feel we need to apologize to our readers, we were not aware that Jarlena sex was going to happen
Tripp3235: if we did
nolebucgrl: I’m very sorry if we gave anyone nightmares
Tripp3235: we wouldn’t have blogged
Tripp3235: our RECAP would have said:
Tripp3235: Chan Ends!
nolebucgrl: Chan Ends and that’s all that happened!
nolebucgrl: do not watch!
nolebucgrl: well at least they got to laugh at our horror
nolebucgrl: and again, at least we didn’t actually see the sex action
nolebucgrl: we sadly saw the prelude and after though
nolebucgrl: and heard some terrible gasps
Tripp3235: and never can I reject from my mind
Tripp3235: the sensational comment
nolebucgrl: really she was in rare form today
Tripp3235: with neanderthal John
nolebucgrl: that was so horrifying, seriously
Tripp3235: RM was like drugged
nolebucgrl: she was, sleepwalking through that scene
nolebucgrl: I want rage and throwing things
nolebucgrl: but that’s just me
Tripp3235: maybe she had to take something for her ankle?
nolebucgrl: that’s possible
nolebucgrl: good call
Tripp3235: I’ll prefer to think that
nolebucgrl: thank god for Tanna and EJ today
Tripp3235: Well good show
nolebucgrl: they were the only bright spots…oh and the Steffy phone call of course
Tripp3235: I hope everyone enjoyed the blogging
Tripp3235: maybe we’ll do it again someday
nolebucgrl: Yes, we’ll have to do it again if something big is happening
Tripp3235: at least the show was smart enough to let us have Grannysex
Tripp3235: in the most underwhelming way possible
nolebucgrl: they were, they giveth and they taketh away
nolebucgrl: but they giveth us the most important thing, the end of Chan
nolebucgrl: everything else we can somehow get through
Tripp3235: and that, we can take with us forever
nolebucgrl: even blinding Jarlena sex
Tripp3235: we’ve seen it before
nolebucgrl: we’ll see it again
nolebucgrl: we know it
Tripp3235: I don’t think I could have taken Channage sex
nolebucgrl: no…that’s true
nolebucgrl: we were spared that ultimate horror
Tripp3235: forever Kate will be my hero
Tripp3235: for that text message
nolebucgrl: and the love that transcends time (according to SOME people) comes to an end
nolebucgrl: hasta la vista Chan!
Tripp3235: well it just goes to show
Tripp3235: Snot is not nearly as thick as Blood
nolebucgrl: Hee, true! Thanks for reading everyone!
Tripp3235: and thus breaks their wonderful bond
Tripp3235: Have a good weekend!